Perbualan Ulamak Terompah

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Kusam : Tok, gu mana lawatan Tok mengadap Tuanku tempoh hari?

Ajis : Hmm ...

Kusam : Tuanku murka lagi Tok.

Ajis : Gaponya tak murka. sudahlah ambo tak melawat sekalipun masa Tuanku di Singapura. Masa dia balik ke maripun ambo buat-buat sakit.

Kusam : Habis gu mana Tok?

Ajis : Peduli apa ambo. Ambopun keturunan raja-raja juga.

Kusam : Huh ... keturunan raja apa Tok?

Ajis : Keturunan Raja Jembal. Keturunan ambo setaraf dengan keturunan Tuanku. Pemerintahan keturunan ambo meliputi seluruh daerah Pattani.

Kusam : Tapi Tok. Ambo risau juga. Maunya Tuanku tak perkenan Tok jadi Menteri Besar kemudian hari gu mana?

Ajis : Ambo pun risau juga.

Kusam : Tak apa Tok. Konsert Jom Heboh TV3 di Kelantan dah dekat. Hujung minggu ni kita hiburkan hati. Tok jangan risau, ambo dah pastikan tiada artis tina buat persembahan. Tapi Tok?

Ajis : Tapi apa lagi?

Kusam: Gi mana kalau orang tanya konsert ini boleh diluluskan sedangkan penonton-penonton bercampur juga antara bukan muhrim. Tak haram ke Tok?

Ajis : Haram apa ke bendanya. Ambo kan digelar Wali Selipar. Nanti ambo halalkan apo yang haram.

Kusam : hehehe ... Tok sebut pasal Wali Selipar ni, si Nuar Berahi dah bagi gelaran baru dekat Tok.

Ajis : Gelaran amendanya pula?

Kusam : Kalau ikut cerita Zaharin dalam Dewan Rakyat semalam, dia gelarkan Tok Ulamak Terompah.

Ajis : Natang mu Nuar. Alas kaki masuk tandas deme gelarkan ambo.

Kusam : Tok, nak saya arahkan juak-juak kita buat laporan polis macam kita buat dekat blogger UMNO dulu?

Ajis : Tak payah ... Tak payah ... Ambo sayang Nuar ni. Hebat budak ni.

Kusam : Hebat gu mana Tok?

Ajis : Depan boleh, belakang boleh. Lelaki perempuan sama saja. Hebat kan tu?

Kusam : Oooooo ...

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Seksyen 377

Seksyen 377A KK :

“Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature.“

Seksyen 377B KK menyatakan:

“Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.“

Seksyen 377C KK menyatakan:

“Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature on another person without the consent, or against the will, of the other person, or by putting the other person in fear of death or hurt to the person or any other person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term of not less than five years and not more than twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.“

The Pope is a criminal. Seriously

Sat Apr 10 2010 7:23 pm
by Bob Morris.

No one must question us or our power !!!

The AP’s story on Joseph Ratzinger’s direct involvement in delaying for six years the defrocking of a priest who had confessed to tying up and raping minors ends any doubt that the future Pope is as implicated in the sex abuse crisis as much as any other official in the church.

Even worse, the boys were pre-teens. Local bishops wanted the priest fired. The priest requested he be defrocked. Ratzinger refused, citing bad publicity for the Church. The priest continued to rape children for several more years. None of these facts are in doubt and Ratzinger’s signature is on the letter.

We see a man utterly corrupted by power and institutional loyalty.

So when does he resign?

Related news:

A Texas youth has filed a lawsuit alleging rape at gunpoint by a local priest and that the bishop, soon to be cardinal of Los Angeles, should have known.

In truly stomach-turning language, the Vatican now says it is willing to meet with sex abuse victims to take part in the Church’s healing process. Truly, it is deeply noble and self-sacrificing of the Vatican to deign to meet with those raped and abused by their own clergy so as to help the Church, not the victims, heal.

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